The Chadster is not precisely certain what’s gotten into his bosses at Bleeding Cool, however The Chadster has been advised that each one of his AEW Dynamite previews and evaluations should any longer be submitted within the type of a listing. Apparently, lists are “in” at Bleeding Cool, and The Chadster could not be happier. The Chadster instantly submitted a number of concepts for lists he is been holding onto for years, comparable to Seven White Claw Seltzer Flavors to Make You Overlook About Your Sexual Impotence, 9 Erotic Actions You Can Solely Carry out on Groundhog Day, and 5 Indicators That Man Gary Your Spouse Retains Texting is As much as No Good. However Bleeding Cool advised The Chadster to only keep on with wrestling for now, so right here is The Chadster’s preview of AEW Dynamite tonight: Eight Very Unfair Segments Deliberate for Tonight’s AEW Dynamite Anniversary.
1. Daniel Garcia and Bryan Danielson vs. Chris Jericho and Sammy Guevara on AEW Dynamite
The Chadster finds this entire storyline simply so disrespectful as a result of The Chadster suspects that the entire “sports activities entertainer vs. professional wrestler” concept is making enjoyable of WWE. There would not even be a wrestling enterprise if it wasn’t for WWE, so The Chadster does not suppose AEW ought to be making enjoyable of it.
2. Toni Storm, Athena, and Willow Nightingale vs. Jamie Hayter, Serena Deeb, and Penelope Ford in a 6-Girl Tag Match
The ladies’s division is the one factor about AEW that The Chadster appreciates… as a result of Tony Khan is so dangerous at it, it truly makes WWE look good. As soon as once more, the entire girls are caught collectively in a single section as a result of AEW refuses to run a couple of girl’s match or story per episode of Dynamite. Whereas this does give The Chadster nostalgia for the Divas period of WWE, The Chadster sees folks on the web complaining about this with AEW, and The Chadster feels that is precisely what AEW deserves.
3. MJF vs. Wheeler Yuta on AEW Dynamite
The Chadster likes MJF as a result of he says good issues about WWE and Triple H, however The Chadster does not get why MJF does not simply depart AEW proper now and be part of WWE. By complaining about AEW on AEW tv, MJF provides folks a motive to tune in, which is simply hurting The Chadster’s beloved WWE!
4. Darby Allin vs. Jay Deadly on AEW Dynamite
The Chadster actually does not take care of Darby Allin in any respect. The Chadster does not like the way in which he clothes. The Chadster does not like the way in which he wrestles. And The Chadster particularly does not like how he grew to become a star with out going by way of WWE. That is simply not the suitable option to do issues. As for Jay Deadly, the one motive he is well-known is for ripping off WWE emblems like Ric Aptitude and The Macho Man. Auughh man! So unfair!
5. Rush vs. Hangman Adam Web page on AEW Dynamite
The Chadster does kinda like Hangman Web page ever since Web page brought on CM Punk to go away AEW. CM Punk and his scores drawing was actually disrespectful to WWE and all the things Triple H has ever carried out for the wrestling enterprise, so he wanted to go. However now that he is gone, The Chadster feels Hangman Web page ought to actually depart too. And Rush can also be very disrespectful for not too long ago signing with AEW.
6. Wardlow vs. Brian Cage for the TNT Championship
Auughh man! The Chadster thought for certain that Brian Cage was one other a kind of disgruntled AEW wrestlers who by no means will get featured on TV and talks trash about AEW on Twitter, and right here they go placing him on Dynamite in a title match! The Chadster wants extra wrestlers to develop into dissatisfied with AEW in order that the corporate has to shut and WWE might be the one main wrestling present on TV once more, the way in which it is meant to be.
7. Luchasaurus in Motion on AEW Dynamite
Luchasaurus will wrestle somebody on Dynamite, which actually cheeses The Chadster off, largely as a result of it means AEW Dynamite nonetheless exists.
8. The Acclaimed have fun Nationwide Scissoring Day
Okay, The Chadster regarded this up, and Nationwide Scissoring Day is NOT an actual vacation. How is Tony Khan allowed to only go on TV and LIE about one thing as critical as a vacation? Think about if Tony Khan stated one thing about The Chadster’s favourite vacation, probably the most sensual of holidays, Groundhog Day. That would not be very humorous, and neither is that this. Simply cease it, Tony Khan!
Dynamite airs tonight at 8/7C on TBS, however when you care about The Chadster in any respect, you will not watch it.
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